...we walked into one of the many libraries where we ushered up to the 3rd floor to watch what was just about the greatest graduation ever!
Beth and Secky's Wedding Adventure Begins
04:30:00 AM
This is when it begins.
Jim and Mike Graduate From Harvard
10:00:20 AM
So after Jim and I flew in from California, Evan like a fucking asshole just dumped us in the middle of Cambridge with no money, no clothes...well, it wasn't that bad. We decided to make the best of it; after a nice plate of collard greens and corned beef hash, Jim and I decided to take a tour of Harvard. After taking a few photos and laughing at each other...
...we walked into one of the many libraries where we ushered up to the 3rd floor to watch what was just about the greatest graduation ever!
Getting Ready to Party
14:00:00 PM
"I need drugs and alcohol!"
The First of Many Beers
16:00:00 PM
Jim and Mike are Not Invited
17:00:00 PM
So Jim and Mike weren't exactly invited to the rehersal dinner. Turns outs everyone was invited except us. Some of the memorable moments occuring during this interlude, for Jim and I, was buying terrible lobster rolls from this weird old people's church in town, buying a fucking horrible chocolate shake after watching this 40 year old man hit on the 15 year old cash register operator, and calling Bregman on my cell phone.
Natalie arrived at the rehersal dinner around the same time the bird flew over Mike's head.
The Rehersal Dinner
19:00:00 PM
Drunk Already.
House Party
22:00:00 PM
Imagine a Brady-Bunch-like show about the merging of two substantially older, drunker families, and you can envision these two pictures as those squares where Greg and Marsha check each other out.
Natalie and Eric can sleep anywhere if they need to...
Before Getting Caught
10:00:00 AM
They did a nice job at the Artcliff.
Mike was muff-diving on Hillary to celebrate the publication of her new book when all of a sudden, some Vineyard Historical Society types pulled up in a Cherokee (the most popular vehicle on the island) and screamed, "That's disgusting!"
After Getting Caught
11:00:00 AM
Britta just shows up after failing to shmoose the rich inhabants of the surrounding towns into taking her across the ocean in their yachts the night before. She got wasted in the back of her U-Haul instead.
Candid Shots
13:00:25 PM
"We're Gonna Get Hammad, Guy!"
13:35:00 PM
Give This Guy A Potato
13:40:00 PM
The Dynamic Duos
13:41:00 PM
Look Cheeky
13:45:00 PM
"Hey everybody, give me the cheekiest look you can give. And Jim, look like a fucking putz..."
Tryst Gets Tantric
14:00:00 PM
Shaving Jim
14:30:00 PM
Jim is the greatest shaver on Earth. I'm serious. He takes really small strokes, yet he's very efficient. He loves to shave, too.
Nerves and Pictures
16:00:00 PM
The Moment
16:30:00 PM
Moments before, Becky reconsiders marrying Seth.....
....and Seth too, briefly ponders his fate.....
.....but there's no turning back now......
Hot Dancing Chicks
19:00:00 PM
This was some of the best dancing I have ever seen in my life:
Mr. Palmer and the Peony
05:00:00 AM
This photo, of Natalie and Eric spending the night behind the recliner,
is currently the sole artifact of the post-wedding No. 9 house party.
We must use association to evoke the mood of the J-Crew Hell that we found ourselves in, still in our wedding clothes and drunk
to the point of tripping on the picturesque MV beach in the hellish predawn light. The gray infinity of the ocean. The Palmer house with
its dormer window, behind which sat the father of the bride, still clutching his peony and gazing down at our ragged mummery...
We Fucking Partied!
10:30:00 AM
Beth and Secky's Wedding Adventure Ends
23:59:00 PM
This is when it ends. Congratulations, Beth and Secky!